did you know that
when caterpillars mate they make


that the sun says
i'll brb
before it sets in the west?


that dogs come from cats
bitch is derogatory


and did you know that for a sapling to sprout
you right-click
and select add new tree


that it's best to get married
in a sandbox
when you're six years old


that when it rains

raindrops fall
in love


at least that's what I was taught,
what I'll believe forever,
cause that's how science works




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t h o u g h t   r i o t t

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